Christmas list

NB: no one outside my nuclear family is anyway expected, wanted, or even wistfully hoped to buy me any of these items. It's just I started to make my Xmas list (per Fleur's request) last night, and it came out amusing (to me). You, Dear Readers, are more than welcome to provide/create/materialize any of the not-so-gift-like items. Look to your hearts my dears, listen hard, and smile at midnight on the solstice. You know why.

Stormier's Xmas List:

A three legged llama named Sophia who is the secret prophet of the groovy future

Slippers like Dad's

47mil brown recluse spiders trained to bite evil people

A month or so of either Netflicks or XM

Donations to make to Katrina vics in N'awlins and at large

More people who smile when they pray

A cheap car radio

Not-for-profit health care and drug development for everyone on earth

Fingerless gloves (it's cold in my room, and i read b4 sleep)

More men like Bono, George Clooney, and Henry Rollins

A Book Deal

To find the list of tantra books somewhere in the boxes I have not looked in yet

Your stubborn rebel joy and refusal to play along with the death culture