quiz time

getting back from the undiscovered country this morning was not easy. i return to discover that:

Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali

You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers. There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

sure, because i don't like Dali all that much, so bonus complexity for me. (in a way that totally doesn't matter) let's see what else the Wise Wizard Web can divine: like this phrase "ladies and gentleman, there is nothing to worry about, but please keep your heads down." oh yes, i like that. ok, so my secret inner element is Earth:

The Element of Earth
You are the bearer of the Earth. Earth is the most powerful and influential of the elemental signs. You behold great wisdom, and you could even say, you have an engineering or inventive mind. You ask yourself "How does this work?", with things pertaining to daily ideals, instruments, relationships, and people. You are very practical and stable, borderline on the perfectionist side. Cautious and insightful, you always leave a safety net close at hand. You know responsibilities and priorities, making sure that life will run as smoothly as possible. You are a lover of the arts, and of fine materials. You are very determined, going great lengths to achieve your goals, and are always seeking to know and understand. Because you are the bearer of the Earth, you have a natural green thumb, and also a way with animals and children. Things to be wary of: You tend to have a cynical nature about you, that turns people off, Earth elements have a tendency to get involved in violent situations that have to do with love or money, have a tendency to interfere, critical nature, sometimes unemotional, coldness, or reserve, and are very stubborn and possessive.

according to testerific, i will

How Will You Die?

You Will Drown Water is not your best friend. You should just stay away from it.

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which, is poetic since i love the water and drowning is The Way i don't want go. you know, that moment, when you sort of Decide to inhale again? no thanks. before completing a whole cup of coffee, let's see about that later in the day. and now, for some time spent on other people. see above.