Joke from Sunbeams in Sun Mag

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving everyday. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? -- Source Unknown.