Glimmers, a good day

We are happy to inform you that your paper has been accepted to "The Philosophy of Luce Irigaray" conference on September 7th -8th, 2007. We are very pleased to have put together a very promising program this year. Further program information will be provided later this spring, by email and on our website: www.irigaray.org

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Dr. Stormier, I wanted to let you know that I am in possession of the CV that you sent to Chair of Department. You are over-qualified, to say the least, for teaching freshman composition, but if I see that we will be in need of instructors for fall semester, I will contact you. -- Coordinator of English Instruction

This may be so, but, people, a gal's gotta eat. Some schools actually want one to know that they heard one's cry in the wilderness. Nice schools. Fall, Spring, a real job, you know, whatever you have on offer. -- Irigaray Circle, oh so heart you. Simply the best conference e v e r. New York is fine, but y'all...