Sunday Funnies

When in mid-sht-storm: "I felt like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest."

Useful, eh?

In reference to crayfish: "Why do they dig into the ground?" -- This from our "city people living in the country" (endless source of amusement/consternation/tool-borrowing) neighbors who were knocking down the crawdad chimneys by the pond (fortunately while respecting the property line). What. What? You don't find them pleasing? You don't know what they are? You don't know that my family has been slowly nursing this pond and its ecosystem back to life and finds the return of crawdads worthy of a toast? Um, folks, they only come out at night, don't hunt children, and eat small creatures you would like even less. Leave 'em be.

One legged-man... hehehe.