Funny? Why?

My brother sent this. I wish I didn't find it funny. That I do means I'm still too inside the Jackdom mentality. Like that life is about getting whatever you want when you want it, and that the battle of the sexes is the only way the sexes relate, and that sex and love are a kind of turf/commodity we are supposed to fight over in some colonizing way. I'm also put off by the way that the men are portrayed here as both Agents and Subalterns. As if respecting one's wife were some result of having been colonized, emasculated. I'm soooooo sick of that. But, I also can't help smirking at the about three layers of irony. Which also bothers me. Click &c. (I hope, because that whole thing ain't been cooperative of late.)

>We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls."
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>But do you really know the difference between them? For clarification, the
>definition for each is listed below.
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>GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
>your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
>or are you flying somewhere?"
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>BALLS: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
>having the balls to say: "You're next."
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>Medically speaking, there is no difference ... since both ultimately result
>in death.