Govenor Richards of Texas

See here Italian Vogue, THIS is something for women to aspire to: to die having lived the kind of life that makes people say, "Remember when Anne did ________ and got herself in all that trouble?" Well, here, Italian Vogue, you twits, is Molly Ivins on Anne Richards. Now, you see, I dream bigger than Versace with a jackboot chaser.

There's a Hog for you in heaven, Anne. Ride on. I'm sure Strom will be looking for a corner to hide in. Give that good ol' boy my regards, sugar.