Next Houseguest

Just so lucky to have friends who are about 90x funnier than I am!!!!!!! Recent email about a visit.
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things that H would like to do in St. Louis:
disclaimer: this is not an exhaustive list, this is not meant to be an all-inclusive, exhaustive list.
it is flexible and expandable with the needs of the living breathing universe
ps. H is on vacation and refuses to use commas

1. say hi to PRSC's dog & cat
2. meet PRSC's realtor mom and hemingway look-alike dad
3. eat at iron barley, the diner i saw on the food network
4. go to a yoga class w/ PRSC
5. go to the st. louis art museum
6. drink at the pub
7. laugh at eddie izzard and hope he's dressed in drag (why is he photographed in man's clothes so often lately in places like Entertainment Weekly?)
8. have a beer and ask PRSC the previous question. discuss.
9. drive by the mall but refuse to go in
10. go see some jazz on the riverbanks old school ragtime style
11. chase t.s eliot's ghost if we can find it
12. do some bootleggin w. jelly roll hogan
13. see the glass menagerie
14. build a life-size replica of the Wainwright Building out of legos in PRSC's bedroom
15. have coffee in benton park west
16. Guest-conduct the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra
17. go to the City Museum
18. have long conversation with PRSC about life liberty and the pursuit of happiness
19. come to decisive conclusion about the former
20. sit on the banks of the pond at PRSC' s house in a deep trance-like meditation

OK...i guess that's it. if i think of anything else, I'll send an addendum.