DFW, the writer, not the megapolis

Nice little story by David Foster Wallace, whom I should like to marry. Not so much for this story as for other reasons. Like the rich humanity of his vision. It's short, a diversion from the accumulated "OK OK OK OK Jeeez" that was building up in my head from researching. I ganked it from The Howling Fantods, which is a fan site, which you can google, if you want.