Slammin' Bush, again, and again, and again

Mark Morford.May we have a real President next time?

And Molly Ivins. Here, here! But, I would like Bill Moyers to actually BE President. He would never choose to do that, of course, so Ms. Molly's plan will do. And what a slammin' idea.

Three: The Complete Bushisms (ganked from MM, above), just because Henry Rollins does a slammin' Bush impression, and I get all weak in the knees reading these with Henry's impression on my internal TV screen. Oh...baby.

This one is my fave today: "I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?"—To Jean-Claude Juncker, prime minister of Luxembourg, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005.

And this, this is Bush channeling Dr. Seuss: "I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."—Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006.