Pluto, not planety enough

My students know, because they believe everything I say ;-), that when email gets lost in the void, it's really going to Pluto. The Plutonians are studying our cultures in order to plan their invasion and occupation of our unruly world, and in order to best plan for the peace afterwards. They are smarter and more benevolent than the US government/neo-cons. In the meantime, though, they are inconviencing many of us by keeping our email. It's a small inconvenience, they figure, a bit like an insurgency, that they're sure we won't mind at all once they establish peace and harmony on Earth for us. We have only known about Pluto for about a third of one of its 26? earth-year-long years. These people have Time To Think About Things, and they'll be sharing the wisdom soon, I think.

Well, Class, now I have proof. And that proof is the "Do Not Click Here" button at Message from Pluto. I didn't click it because I am intuitively certain that clicking it is the trigger for the invasion, and I'm not yet sure Earthlings would welcome the Plutonians with flowers and parades. But, one of these days, I'll click it. Just to see what happens.